Finish this sentence: If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime…

One of my most excellent friends sent me a link to this e-card, I assume in response to my “Our Friends, the Enablers” post. I hope you find it as hilarious as I do. Upon showing it to a few of my beer snob friends they decided that this will in fact be their signal if they are ever kidnapped. I’ve been watching a lot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer recently and it occurs to me that I would not have any trouble knowing my friends from demon impersonators, as long as I took them to a bar and watched what they ordered. So that’s reassuring at least.